I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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