yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian