Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.