what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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