its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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