Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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