he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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