So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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