Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Someone signed my nipple.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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