we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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