I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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