Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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