I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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