Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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