no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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