nut hugger
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I had to cum in my sink.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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