Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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