if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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