whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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