So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
