We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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