please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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