This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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