I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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