we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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