hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Operation Purity has been aborted
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Boobs are out for the taking
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
