u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I touched a dick in church today
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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