okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Semen is not good for contacts.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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