2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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