Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
tell me about the fingering
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