Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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