No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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