Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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