Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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