we have pet lesbian snakes
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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