I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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