I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
