Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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