how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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