For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I forget how to act sober
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