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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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