people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
