Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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