That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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