he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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