She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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