brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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