How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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