This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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