I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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