just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I haven't been this sober since birth.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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