if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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