people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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