marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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