lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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