but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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