her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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