dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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