Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
